yeahahaha baybeeh it's this xanga's 100 day... thing... newayz i'm at rei's house... we talk'd awl nait an' we waz laik peaz'n'cahrrits agin... ahahahahaha an' that's awl ah hayv ta sae about thayt.... actually, no it isn't... well you'll prob see this on her site too , but ya knoe... just to yea.... ooh u can add ur part too! ahahahaa well here....
Lieutenant Dan’s guit-ar an’ Peez an’ car-rots
By Ryu and Rei, CmF Princesses... at like 3:39 in the morning...
“Hi, mah name’s Forrst (Forrest), Forrst Gu-ump. People call meeh Forrst Gu-ump. Now, I doun’ kno’ much ‘bout any-thin’, but, I liked Lieutenant Dan’s guit-tar. I really liked that gui-tar, so I took a pho-to of it. I sent it to Jen-ney. I love Jen-ney. I don’ mind spendin’ everyday, out on her corner in the pourin’ rain. All kinds of rain; big ole’ fat rain, kinda stingy rain, sideways rain, and ev’n rain that seemed to come uh-p. I’d always en’ mah let-ters with ‘love Forrst Gum-Puh’. That’s all I hav to say ‘bout that.
“Now, one’day I was just sittin’ there, eatin’ some aice-creahm, when Lieutenant Dan’s guit-tar come right up and bit meeh in the buttocks so I jus’ picked ‘em up an’ I learn’ ping pong-gin’. I met mah frehn Tex agin an he, well, I don’ recall where he’s fruhm. I hafta say, Lieutenant Dan’s heavy. I still think ‘bout that guit-tar of his a lot. It was a long guit-tar. I liked it better than Jen-ney’s. But, I gotta find Bubba!!! I foun’ Bubba underneath a palm leaf; but if I known that was gonna be the last time I was gonna talk to Bubba, I woulda thought of som’n better to say.
“Hey Bubba…”
“Hey Forrst. Forrst, why did this happen?”
“You got shot.”
“Then, Bubba died. I hear’d Lieutenant Dan’s guit-tar went an’ bit his legs off too. He always wante’d them sea legs too, but now, he’s got nothin’ but a japense lae-dee to make him happaey.
“Then, that there guit-tar went and ate Leiutenant Dan’s whole pluh-toon. Then Jen-ney called Head Quar-tars to issue a whole aier- straike –whatver’ that means. I may not be a smart maen, but I sure know wuht luhv ihz. And I luhved that Guit-tar.
“Guit-tar, you know I’d never hit you. But ai also liked Docterh Pep-pers. I met a mahn a maen in this plaece called Wai-keeh-keeh… it’s this whole oth’r place. Anywaeh, this man sure laiked to say the ehf-werhd. F-this, an’ F-that.
“Tell us a bit about Waikiki.”
“Wai-keeh-keeh?”
“Wai-keeh-fuckin’-keeh!!!”
“In Wai-keeh-keeh ………………………………………………………………………………
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“What’s your name, son?”
“Forrst Gump.”
“…Forrest Geump”
“FORREST!”
“It wahs the second mowst sweet’ust voyse ah had efher hyeerd. We wahs in the middull of this Blak Panthurr par-tee, and ah look’d daown ‘nd wat dihd ah seee, but Leitennant Day un’s gui-taa. We tawked ahhl nait, I ascked it how it wahs doo-in’, and it ascked meh hao ah was doo-in’, and whe waz laik peeaz ‘nd cayrrots agin.
“Yoo knoe, I wawntid toh bey yho boyy-frend….”
“Ah knoe Forris, ah knoe…[…] …the niggaz cross’d the rowd… you knoe that, don’ ya Forrst…”
“Don’ theyh juss wan the’r chik-innh?”
“Remembrr that taihm, when we sat in Waih-kee-kee, and we prayyd foh gawd to turn me into a chikin, Forrst?”
“Yes, ah do, guit-aah….”
“…do you belive in gawd, Forrst?”
“Ahm goin’ to heevin’n, guit-aah…”
“You think, if ah jyumped offa thyis heeah bridj, ya think I’d get eatin’ by a nigga?”
“..What dho ya meyn, guit-aa?”
“You kin staat awl ova agin… be an astroh-naawt…an’ hav neew laegs maed of them spaice shut-tuls too, laik lieutenant Dan.”
“Naw ah knoo ahm no smarrt in powlit’iks an’ all, but that guit-aah shur had a waey of sayin’ things’ soh ah coul’ unnastayn. Ah giss he din’t wanna bey eatin’ no more n’ ah wannid to stowp ping-ponggin’. One mayn evin lyft ah cheyk fo’ twenny-thowsind dowllas. I knew ah hayd to keep mah promis’ to Jyinny, buht yuh knoe wat ah foun’ out? Naymin’h a fahm was hahhd worhk’. Espeshllih wen the chik-ens werr coked’ owt on tha aic-creem, there wasint annehthin you cud realleh do but prayh…
So, ai join’d the choir, an’ it was full of all ‘em niggahs. You know wuht…? Ai think they all jeus’ wan-ted sum chik-ehn. Them niggahs laiked they-yer chik-en. So Bubba Gump chik-ens wuht they got. Bubba Gump Chik-en, it’s uh house-hol’d naim.
Now, I don’t recall mah first pick-nihc, or mah first kurimayus, but I remember this man. And he had himself a niggah to cohk hiyum chik-en. His naim was Ai-zae-yuh, an’ he
liked ping pongin’ too.
But one day, I got a call fruhm ‘em, and he was dyin’. One day, I felt laik runnin’ for no particular rae-zuhn. So I ran. I ran so fahr I ended up at Sandae’s Baich. I met another man, and he himself an aice creahm. Hae sayud hiyuz naim wuz Bob, buht he had himself a Girul-frehn, an’ she told mae hiyuz reuhl naim wuhz Marihan or som’n laik thayut. Hae wuhz a very lovin’ man; alwaez touchin’ an’ kissin’ his girul-frehn. Hae wuhz also uh very strayunge man; alwayuz sleepin’ under shoppin’ cahrts an’ talkin’ to trees an’ stuff. Hae taught meeh how to swiyum, I taught hiyum how to drowun. We was laik peez an’ car-rots. So I told hiyum ‘bout ping pongin’, Ai-zae-yuh makin’ a trip to heaven, and wai-keeh-keeh –an’ would you believe it…? Heeh been to wai-keeh-keeh too.
Heeh tuhk mae to kuh-hah-lah, it’s this whole oth’r place, ehneeh-waey, he showed mae his frenz. That wuhz when I seaw her… she was prêt-tiare than Jen-ney. She was Cin-day, an’ she had herself a pho-to of a guit-tar! I laiked that guit-tar very much, buht, you know somthin’, I laiked her ev’n bett’r an that there phot-to of a guit-tar.
Cin-day alwuhz sayud; ‘laif is laik a box of chiyawkletes, ya’ neyuvuh kno’ wutcha gonna geyut.’ Buht one day, fer no particu-lahr raesuhn, someon’ decided to go an’ shoot that naice girul. You kno’, I thihnk shae’s up th’r wiyuth Ai-zae-yuh, eatin’ chic-ens and turnin’ into niggahs, thayuts whuht you do in heaven, Lind-zae saihd –shae’s this whole oth’r paersuhn. An’ thayut’s all I hav to sayuh ‘bout thayut.
To beyuh continewd….
 pYce all... <3 u always forever....
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